anyone out there??

After my accident at work not much is going right for me so I'm changing my shit and hopefully more positive stuff will start happening. After the horror of trying to find work with a dodgy shoulder it looks like I'm going to become one of those unsung heroes, the guy you turn to when your to pissed to drive home, the guy who knows where you live and likes to park outside and watch you when you shower, the guy who comes around when you go out and looks through your undie drawer. Yes I'm Going to be a Taxi Driver. If i give you a ride and you do a runner be prepared to get run down. If your a hottie and have no money ..... i prefer cherry lip gloss on the shaft. And if your an oldie coming home with your shopping better strap the bags to your walking frame cause I'm fucked if I'm carrying the damn things. See you on the Streets.