This morning i took jarryd and his mate max to Cabarita. The swell hitting the Goldie was about 1 foot but fuck me if it wasn't reaching over 3 foot at Caba. At least they weren't sucky .... just massive walls of fluff some with faces as big as around 8 foot. The 2 lid riders were loving the size but after 30 Min's my shoulder felt like it was about to detach from my body and fuck off to somewhere where a little less exertion was needed. Of course after 1 wave that all changed. i haven't been out since last Sunday and I'm going nuts from lack of activity but, oh my god when your looking down a 7 foot face and about to get the best wave of your day you just forget the pain and ride the adrenaline.
I now have a goal for the next couple of months. With my injury i've put on 10 kilo's and lost some muscle, so i think i'm getting back ion shape and getting on with my life from where it was interupted. If i don't just get back to where i was the 4 months of depression that i've been in since the accident will take over and i may as well just give up .......... and there is no way that Conrads or any other fucker is ever going to make me give up. Screw them all i'm back and they better look out or i'll fuck them up.
Wow that felt good i think i'll need to get a bit crazy or i'll just fade away.
Saturday, August 18, 2007
Thursday, August 16, 2007
Things women need to know!!!!
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
2. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
3. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
4. Crying is blackmail.
5. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!!!
6. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
7. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
8. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
9. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
10. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
11. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
12. If something we said can be interpreted 2 ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
13. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
14. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
15. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, neither do we.
16. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit - not a color. Lime is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
17. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
18. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing' we will act like nothing is wrong. We know you are lying, but it's just not worth the hassle.
19. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
20. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really.
21. Don't ask us what we are thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as Afl, Surfing, or Cars.
22. You have enough clothes.
23. You have too many shoes.
24. I am in shape. Round is a shape.
Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know that men don't really mind that? It's like camping.
2. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
3. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
4. Crying is blackmail.
5. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!!!
6. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
7. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
8. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
9. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
10. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
11. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
12. If something we said can be interpreted 2 ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
13. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
14. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
15. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, neither do we.
16. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit - not a color. Lime is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
17. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
18. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing' we will act like nothing is wrong. We know you are lying, but it's just not worth the hassle.
19. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
20. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really.
21. Don't ask us what we are thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as Afl, Surfing, or Cars.
22. You have enough clothes.
23. You have too many shoes.
24. I am in shape. Round is a shape.
Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know that men don't really mind that? It's like camping.
Sunday, August 12, 2007
anyone out there??
After my accident at work not much is going right for me so I'm changing my shit and hopefully more positive stuff will start happening. After the horror of trying to find work with a dodgy shoulder it looks like I'm going to become one of those unsung heroes, the guy you turn to when your to pissed to drive home, the guy who knows where you live and likes to park outside and watch you when you shower, the guy who comes around when you go out and looks through your undie drawer. Yes I'm Going to be a Taxi Driver. If i give you a ride and you do a runner be prepared to get run down. If your a hottie and have no money ..... i prefer cherry lip gloss on the shaft. And if your an oldie coming home with your shopping better strap the bags to your walking frame cause I'm fucked if I'm carrying the damn things. See you on the Streets.
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